In case you're still looking for that all too perfect costume that represents you in all your dysfunctional glory (Hey, be proud of your "issues". I'm proud of mine!), Bare Rose has some great stuff at great prices. I'm wearing Pirates Daughter which comes in three colors. Whether it's because my favorite ride is Pirates of the Caribbean or because of Johnny Depp, I've always had this romantic fascination with pirates.
Or it could have been that ex-lover who wore an eye patch. (You have to be so careful of those eye patch wearers!)